this video gives me hope
is that lohanthony
no
im actually dying.
(Source: idegi, via dreamanescape)
Person: Hi I'm Christian.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Mormon.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm atheist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
(via your-first-love)
What did the penis with erectile dysfunction say to his owner?
Help I’ve fallen and can’t get up
(Source: follower, via abso1utely)
